That Girl of Mine

My wife is full of baby
in her belly it makes her cry.
Cause she don't like the stink
when my slice of spam is fried.
I respect her motherhood
and I will protect her as I can.
But if that bitch don't like
my frozen fish fillets.
I'll just laugh at her while
she vomits on my fries.

My lovely wife,
is flowering as a mother.
Her petals as delicate
as the rose.
She has a lovely hue
of beauty,
due to her own blossom
in her womb.
I'm glad I'm a guy,
because I think that is,
totally gay.

My lovely petite wife,
becoming round in the belly.
Her otherwise thin arms & legs,
in comparison to the growth
from our baby.
When she gives birth to our love child,
she will also lose her pregnant beauty.
Because if she don't,
I will chain her to the back of the car,
and force her to run off that baby fat.