Proposal for a Grant to Benefit Mankind

This is an idea I've had the past few days, based on similar grants awarded to geniuses, artists, and similar people that exhibit a great gift. This award is for another type of person that is often overlooked, yet has a brilliant gift that should be allowed to flower even more. Of course I would be honored to be included as well, so if there is any wealthy benefactor that is considering a nice non-profit donation - please consider me.

Description:
This grant is only awarded to the highest echelon
of truly gifted individuals, whom have mastered
an ability that not all possess. This craft,
which the financial awardings provided to the
winning grantee, will allow this individual to
perfect their skill, so all others can learn and
appreciate from their contribution.

Award:
A check for one million dollars is to be awarded
to the individual who can best explain why they
are most qualified for this prestigous honor.

Requirements:
You must prove that you are the laziest person on
Earth.

The Brad's Opinion - The Debra Lafave Controversy

Debra Lafave, school teacher in Florida accused of sexually molesting a 14 year old is facing the possibility of going to jail. Even though she is hot. Yes, even though she is really freaking hot.



Her arguement of course is that she is too hot to go to jail. That is of course understandable. But should she not still go to jail? It was of course a tragedy that she brought upon the life of that poor 14 year old boy. Someone that will be forced to live the rest of their life knowing that they did it with a hot teacher when they were only 14. A senseless tragedy.

So - in the view of The Brad - she should be sent to the Hot Chicks Prison For The Criminally Hot Chick. There, she would be incarcerated with similarly hot chicks that have done unspeakable harm to poor defenseless teenage boys. In The Brad's own personal research involving female prisons, research dating decades back to his early teenage years which he spent countless hours late at night reviewing film which accurately depicted life of the imprisoned woman, The Brad can postively state that Debra Lafave would face a fair imprisonment, in the Hot Chicks Prison For The Criminally Hot Chick.

Granted of course, full 24 hour access via television & web was provided to the public - in order of course to provide a real warning to Hot Chicks, before they ravege the pure unspoiled body of the teenage boy.

New Shit Has Come To Light, Man

I saw Judas Priest reunion show for free last month.

I saw Dinosaur Jr. reunion show (J Mascis + Lou Barlow + Murph) 2 weeks ago at the Variety Playhouse. I actually went without Melissa, with a neighbor & his girlfriend who is another neighbor (Peyton Place shit going down). I like it.

I like my new job. I think - it's tough to describe it. It's very different b/c I don't actually DO stuff, I attend meetings & I talk. But people seem to think I know what I'm talking about, so that is cool.

I play Grand Theft Auto a lot. A whole lot. I don't want to do much else, so I'm happy.