Fan Mail!

From time to time I like to share with you some of the countless letters I receive. Here is one from one of my biggest fans, mendel.

mendel writes:

Ummm...it's spelled Seger...but I'm sure you already knew that...right?

Jerk.

Thanks for writing mendel, the onset of puberty makes cleanliness even more important. As you experience puberty, you may begin to sweat more under your arms, on your feet and the palms of your hands, and in your genital area. It is very important to shower or bathe daily. The oil glands in your skin become more active during puberty, especially on your shoulders, neck, face, back and upper chest. This excess oil can clog pores and cause problems like whiteheads, blackheads and pimples. You can help keep pores from clogging by washing your face two or three times a day, eating healthy foods, exercising and getting enough sleep. If you still have severe acne, your doctor can prescribe medicines to help; severe acne can leave scarring.

I hope that answered your question. And thanks for writing! Of course you will receive a complimentary Chicken Monkey Donkey headband - the same that Julius Erving wore with the Los Angeles Lakers. Also, you might be interested to know that there will certainly be future tales of Bob Segar! Yay Meow Meow Turn the Page!