Bob Segar
Bob Segar.
The name says it all. His first name is Bob & his last name is Segar. That is the kind of man Bob Segar is. He is a musical tribute to America, he is more American than America is. Hell - he is even more American than Canada is. Sometimes I just want to soak up in Bob Segar, just fill all my nooks & crannies with Bob Segar. I don't neccessarily listen to his music, I admit I usually turn the channel when he pops up on the radio. But that doesn't mean I'm not into him.
Because I am into him.
But what Bob Segar has been missing out is tv. So, since my opinions are important to myself - I'm listing some tv shows that Bob Segar should be in & that the tv shows should be in Bob Segar.
"Bob Segar Exposures"
Bob Segar is a immortal rock star in the Alaskan wild. He comes to love, though also despise the whimsies of the quirky town he is forced to live in, due to his student loans. His best friend is an Inuit with Down's Syndrome and a helicoptor pilot that may be a lesbian.
"Full Bob Segar"
Bob Segar stars as himself and his twin 5 year old sister, Bob Segar. Their parents are legendary commedian Bob Saget & someone who has had sex with Rebecca Ramon-Stamos, John Stamos. Bob Segar & his twin sister Bob Segar are adorable & precocious legendary rock stars. Yet Bob Saget and John Stamos are not, yet have parental authority over Bob Segar and Bob Segar. The third man that is friends of Bob Segar's parents might have Down's Syndrome.
"Segar"
Bob Segar is a Hall of Fame inducted rock star who owns a charming bed & breakfast in Vermont with his wife and sexually active daughter. Bob Segar has numerous clever guests from New York state as well as his charming custodian who has Down's Syndrome & the townspeople who largely have Down's Syndrom.
"Segar P.I."
Bob Segar is a tour de force rock star who drives a Ferrari in Hawaii. Bob Segar also solves crimes and lives for free at a mansion with an old coot that secretely owns the mansion, which leads me to believe that he has Down's Syndrome. Bob Segar receives the help from a helicoptor pilot and a hairdresser, who suffer from flash backs throughout the program.
"Segar Crest"
Bob Segar is an treasured rock star that has beautiful long thick hair. Also starring are various other people that might not have beautiful long thick hair, but they have some redeeming qualities, despite having Down's Syndrome. More than likely, Bob Segar will ride a motorcycle and double cross someone.
I could go on, and I might too. Just because I am not posting on the blog means I don't exist. I do exist outside the blogosphere.
The name says it all. His first name is Bob & his last name is Segar. That is the kind of man Bob Segar is. He is a musical tribute to America, he is more American than America is. Hell - he is even more American than Canada is. Sometimes I just want to soak up in Bob Segar, just fill all my nooks & crannies with Bob Segar. I don't neccessarily listen to his music, I admit I usually turn the channel when he pops up on the radio. But that doesn't mean I'm not into him.
Because I am into him.
But what Bob Segar has been missing out is tv. So, since my opinions are important to myself - I'm listing some tv shows that Bob Segar should be in & that the tv shows should be in Bob Segar.
"Bob Segar Exposures"
Bob Segar is a immortal rock star in the Alaskan wild. He comes to love, though also despise the whimsies of the quirky town he is forced to live in, due to his student loans. His best friend is an Inuit with Down's Syndrome and a helicoptor pilot that may be a lesbian.
"Full Bob Segar"
Bob Segar stars as himself and his twin 5 year old sister, Bob Segar. Their parents are legendary commedian Bob Saget & someone who has had sex with Rebecca Ramon-Stamos, John Stamos. Bob Segar & his twin sister Bob Segar are adorable & precocious legendary rock stars. Yet Bob Saget and John Stamos are not, yet have parental authority over Bob Segar and Bob Segar. The third man that is friends of Bob Segar's parents might have Down's Syndrome.
"Segar"
Bob Segar is a Hall of Fame inducted rock star who owns a charming bed & breakfast in Vermont with his wife and sexually active daughter. Bob Segar has numerous clever guests from New York state as well as his charming custodian who has Down's Syndrome & the townspeople who largely have Down's Syndrom.
"Segar P.I."
Bob Segar is a tour de force rock star who drives a Ferrari in Hawaii. Bob Segar also solves crimes and lives for free at a mansion with an old coot that secretely owns the mansion, which leads me to believe that he has Down's Syndrome. Bob Segar receives the help from a helicoptor pilot and a hairdresser, who suffer from flash backs throughout the program.
"Segar Crest"
Bob Segar is an treasured rock star that has beautiful long thick hair. Also starring are various other people that might not have beautiful long thick hair, but they have some redeeming qualities, despite having Down's Syndrome. More than likely, Bob Segar will ride a motorcycle and double cross someone.
I could go on, and I might too. Just because I am not posting on the blog means I don't exist. I do exist outside the blogosphere.
3 Comments:
Oh, I would watch Segar PI!
By Tiff, at 3/11/06 9:37 AM
I would to. I would think 'Shakedown' era Segar from BHC II would star. Segar is hip, he wears shades & he proves that beards are cool. This of course would not be the first person Segar that is prevelant in the 70's.
By Brad, at 3/11/06 2:51 PM
Ummm...it's spelled Seger...but I'm sure you already knew that...right?
Jerk.
By mendel, at 14/11/06 7:24 AM
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