Baby Jessica Marries

So whose idea was it to get Jessica out of the well? I'm really not sure how I feel about this - she is the baby in the well. What if the lady in the lake decided she didn't feel like dispensing swords to potential knights anymore & moved out of the lake? It would be chaos.

Get Back In That Well!

So where are all our people that live in wells now? I don't know of ANY now. Growing up, we used to have people living in wells ALL the time - it's no big thing. But wells are cool, they were popularized by a #1 hit song from the 1800's called Jack & Jill. But since the great well era that lasted for milleniums has largely ended in the US, we don't hear much about wells. Except when people fall into them. It's not the wells fault - there is no need to cover them up.

But wells are making a comeback, thanks to the movie Ring. Or should I say Ringo - the Japanese original, loosely based about the ex-Beatle's experience with wells. I think wells are going to be really big this year - they are still big in Africa. At least white people like to fly to Africa & build wells for free there. I don't understand that, why can't they build them here? I'll pay someone $10 to build me a well. I'll even fix them peanut & jelly sandwiches with the crust cut off.

Fucking assholes.

Well Fargo Bank is another thing that is cool about wells, the bank of course is based out of a well in Fargo ND. They didn't tell you that in the movie Fargo.