Two Week Notice
Well, really it's been a four week notice - but I came up with an excellent plan. Since the last two weeks of work fucking rules - you don't have to do anything, you can get drunk at work, you can look at porn, because what else are they going to do? Besides, you're not my dad!
So - starting with the first day at work at my new job, I am going to give my two weeks notice, they will ask me to stay of course & I'll think about it. But on my last day I'll have a change of mind & decide to stay! Yay for me! Then on the next day I'll put in my two weeks notice & go back to drinking & looking at porn. Maybe even dress up in Nike's & invite people to join the Heavens Gate with me.
I think this plan will work better than the cyberdonkey I built.
So - starting with the first day at work at my new job, I am going to give my two weeks notice, they will ask me to stay of course & I'll think about it. But on my last day I'll have a change of mind & decide to stay! Yay for me! Then on the next day I'll put in my two weeks notice & go back to drinking & looking at porn. Maybe even dress up in Nike's & invite people to join the Heavens Gate with me.
I think this plan will work better than the cyberdonkey I built.
3 Comments:
Ah crap, you forgot about the wife who reads that you've been looking at porn! DOH!! It was an ALMOST flawless plan!!!
I wish I could get drunk at work. I bet I'd be perkier and make a far better employee.
By oliviadrab, at 7/6/05 9:36 AM
You completely forgot about throwing glitter on your enemies to make them look silly on your last day.
By jeff bond, at 16/6/05 10:29 AM
You mean I was supposed to throw glitter on my last day & not on my first day of work?
Uh oh...
By Brad, at 16/6/05 12:08 PM
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