Google Ideas

As you internet geeks know – Google has developed some great tools for easy online searching, for example – everyone knows you can type:

123 Main St Atlanta, GA

and you will get a map, additionally you can type

Reservoir Dogs 30001

and you will get movie showtimes for that film in the area.

So as you would expect – here are some excellent ideas I had for additional Google search options:

Sex, redhead large breasts pony, Memorial Dr Atlanta, GA

You would receive of course – various contact information for sex contacts in the Memorial Dr area of Atlanta, who are fat, have redhead, have large breasts & will produe a pony show. You would get the name, phone number & hopefully a picture of the individual. Of course, you would not see ‘The Brad’, because I don’t have breasts.

Oh and of course, I won’t do a pony show.

Oh and ditto on the sex thing – I sure have learned my lesson!

Crack, Boulevard Atlanta, GA

Based on Google’s Froogle search feature, you would have a selection of your choice of drugs ranked by location & price per unit. Possibly later incorporate PayPal or some various online payment service.

Kill, Harry Buttonhead Duluth, GA

This service would allow various guns for hire to actually bid for you! You can select the potential winner by price or by experience. This allows you to be in the driving seat of a very important decision, one that may result in imprisonment or worse yet – a Lifetime tv movie. Besides kill though, other methods of physical violence would be available, allowing a greater level of interaction in the otherwise anonymous client / gun for hire relationship.

Hipster, Ponce de Leon Ave Atlanta, GA

Making friends is hard, especially if you’re new to a city and you live in Atlanta. That’s why you could find a friend online by describing which clique you associate yourself with & the location. Future friends provide a bio & a picture, which will all be judged by a non-partial jury that features a clique ranking – because no one wants to waste time with a poser.