Me - The Perfect Entity

I am the perfect being. My thoughts are pure, my body chipped from the same stone as Aphrodite, my soul is a aura of gold, my life experiences are longer than all history books. How did I achieve such a perfect life? It had little to do with 'achievement' or through empowerment - but by existing perfectly. By making the most out of everything I do in life. That doesn't mean I climbed Mount Everest or had sex with teenage Japanese lesbians - but it does mean I farted as eloquently as a Shakesperean sonnet.

It is only through making every breath the fullest breath possible, have I managed perfection. I goof off at work as if it was my last shot of heroin. I received a GPA after 8 years of college of 2.3, not because I am a genius, but because I didn't give a shit. It is only through my total complete apathy have I managed to achieve a zen like state. No, not achieve, because you can never achieve such perfection - but I just happened across it.

Don't confuse this with being relative. I don't think 'everyone is perfect', in fact I think you most likely are an empty human shell. It's nothing personal, but the liklihood is slim - there are only few perfect beings. And I just happen to be one of them :P.

So how can you 'happen across' my perfectness? If you fuck up enough will you be able to have visions of great warriors & sugar plum fairies? No, probably not. No one can be as perfect as me.

So go ahead & snowboard Mt McKinly, write your boring 'great American story', find peace in the Middle East or become a millionare. I most likely will never experience a fraction of those accomplishments - go to Europe? nah, have children? maybe, pay off my credit card bills? ha! Not that I don't want those things, but those accomplishments won't improve my life. Because my life is what I choose to experience right now - & I think I'm going to play some XBox & drink some Vodka right now.