Proclamations / Campaigns
Bank of America: Who else would you trust your money, the Jews?
Lincoln Navigator SUV: Any man whose vehicle has over 15 mpg is a pussy.
Bush / Cheney 2004 Reelection: Four more years of hot Dick & Bush action!
Citi Bank: Who else would you trust your money, Jethro?
Coca Cola: Our beverages have hardly any dog semen!
Donald Rumsfield: When the moon is three quarters to Sagitarius, the golden crow flys counterclockwise to the shaven llama, and based on the prophecy of the Book of Eckeziabel, our terror alert shall be orange.
Lincoln Navigator SUV: Any man whose vehicle has over 15 mpg is a pussy.
Bush / Cheney 2004 Reelection: Four more years of hot Dick & Bush action!
Citi Bank: Who else would you trust your money, Jethro?
Coca Cola: Our beverages have hardly any dog semen!
Donald Rumsfield: When the moon is three quarters to Sagitarius, the golden crow flys counterclockwise to the shaven llama, and based on the prophecy of the Book of Eckeziabel, our terror alert shall be orange.
1 Comments:
hehe, who is Jethro?
Hmm..does that mean I should switch to Pepsi?! :)
By Tiff, at 16/6/04 2:21 PM
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