What's pissing me off now?
Plenty of things.
1) People who don't close their mouth when they eat--you sound like a PIG and I want to throw something at you ever time I hear you "SMACK SMACK SLURP SMACK".
2) Trying to find something that ISN'T green to wear on St. Patricks Day and inevitably wearing green anyhow.
3) Blogger.
4) Itchy nose.
5) Having my IVF date moved up a month and having zero control over it.
6) Ants. Fuck them.
7) The bitch at McDonalds who was cheerful and chirpy as she was handing me my bag of fat and sugar.
8) Not understanding enough about Typepad to actually get the damn thing to look right.
9) Being pissed.
10) Waking up ten million times at night for no reason at all.
At least I got to scream (and I mean scream) in the car on the way to work. I almost shorted out my voice because I was screaming. And when I say "scream" I don't just mean "singing loudly" or yelling at traffic. I mean my mouth was wide open and I was practicing my "oh dear god there's an axe murderer coming at me" voice. It was unusual, I've never used it as a stress mechanism before, but dammit it felt good. I may go back out and do it again at lunch.
Shit, maybe I am crazy after all.
1) People who don't close their mouth when they eat--you sound like a PIG and I want to throw something at you ever time I hear you "SMACK SMACK SLURP SMACK".
2) Trying to find something that ISN'T green to wear on St. Patricks Day and inevitably wearing green anyhow.
3) Blogger.
4) Itchy nose.
5) Having my IVF date moved up a month and having zero control over it.
6) Ants. Fuck them.
7) The bitch at McDonalds who was cheerful and chirpy as she was handing me my bag of fat and sugar.
8) Not understanding enough about Typepad to actually get the damn thing to look right.
9) Being pissed.
10) Waking up ten million times at night for no reason at all.
At least I got to scream (and I mean scream) in the car on the way to work. I almost shorted out my voice because I was screaming. And when I say "scream" I don't just mean "singing loudly" or yelling at traffic. I mean my mouth was wide open and I was practicing my "oh dear god there's an axe murderer coming at me" voice. It was unusual, I've never used it as a stress mechanism before, but dammit it felt good. I may go back out and do it again at lunch.
Shit, maybe I am crazy after all.
5 Comments:
Email me-- I'll help you figure out Typepad if you want. In the meantime, scream away girl!
Oh, god, the open-mouthed chewing thing almost cost me my marriage. Jeff likes to chew his morning cereal with his moist pink lips wide open. Grosses. Me. Out. Must try the car-scream. And Blogger? What the fucking fuck is wrong with Blogger these days? I can't edit my posts. Gaaaarrrrrhhh!
SHit..you know what pisses me off? Not being able to comment for like forever and a half on here! Dammit anyway!
You went and had a screamingfest without me?! Boy..that sure does sound like it would help things out.
So, do you have plans to scream on the way home too??? Maybe if I listen real hard, I will hear you.
Finally! I've been trying to get in an post a comment forfreakinever!
Anyway, now I forget what I wanted to say.
Oh, the mouth chewing thing - MY WORST PET PEEVE!
Also, Galloping Cats - can I email you too? I've been trying to switch to typepad for 2 months now....
Susan
oooooooooooooohhhhhh the smacking of food (to include chewing/smacking of gum) makes me craaaaaazy.
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