Bloggiversary
February 10, 2004 was my first entry into the world of Blog. I've been bitching about my suck-ass body ever since. And you, lucky readers, are the recipients of such a wonderful gift.
Do you feel special?
You should, because I think anyone who still reads my tales of woe is special. You're all special. Special because you are there, you read, laugh, cry, yawn or slam back a shot of tequila with me. Can't buy that kind of special at Bloomingdales. YOU WILL FEEL SPECIAL, ya' hear me?!
So what's next in the year to come? Hell if I know. I thought I had the answers last year, but turned out it was just a copy of the class dunce's scantron.
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I think I am going to start a band. I have some ideas:
Roadkill Belly Button, a punk band and I play bass.
Vagina Delight, a 70's pop retro band and I play the synthesizer and wear an afro.
Miss Carriage, an entirely percussion hiphop group. I play.. drums. Of course (entirely percussion).
Auntie Flo's Rainbow-Flavored Happy Pills, a hippy-dippy folk band, I play acoustic guitar.
Babydance, kinda like Evanescence--one of those shrieky ethereal fairy-sex kind of bands, except with lots more stage pissing. I sing lead.
Thom Yorke's Bitch, it's not really a band, I just follow Radiohead around and get Mr. Yorke sandwiches and the newspaper.
Do you feel special?
You should, because I think anyone who still reads my tales of woe is special. You're all special. Special because you are there, you read, laugh, cry, yawn or slam back a shot of tequila with me. Can't buy that kind of special at Bloomingdales. YOU WILL FEEL SPECIAL, ya' hear me?!
So what's next in the year to come? Hell if I know. I thought I had the answers last year, but turned out it was just a copy of the class dunce's scantron.
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I think I am going to start a band. I have some ideas:
Roadkill Belly Button, a punk band and I play bass.
Vagina Delight, a 70's pop retro band and I play the synthesizer and wear an afro.
Miss Carriage, an entirely percussion hiphop group. I play.. drums. Of course (entirely percussion).
Auntie Flo's Rainbow-Flavored Happy Pills, a hippy-dippy folk band, I play acoustic guitar.
Babydance, kinda like Evanescence--one of those shrieky ethereal fairy-sex kind of bands, except with lots more stage pissing. I sing lead.
Thom Yorke's Bitch, it's not really a band, I just follow Radiohead around and get Mr. Yorke sandwiches and the newspaper.
5 Comments:
Can I be PA to Thom Yorke's Bitch?!
Happy Anniversary!
Sara in London
YOU are the speshul one my dear! SO entertaining! SO hilarious! and most importantly SO KICK ASS!
Happy anniversary.
Hahahahahahaha, the band names are funny.
xxoo,
Emily
Ooh, can I join the last one too?
Hell of a year, Miss OD (you, who are so cute in your neighborhood picture). I hope you get a better year this time around.
I once posted a comment on Jo's Blog here http://leerypolyp.blogs.com/the_leery_polyp/2004/09/today_is_womanh.html
to which Jo replied that Meat for Sex would make a great name for a band ...or a blog. So I started a blog but changed the name to Post Coital Babble when I realized how many porn surfers I was letting down. They came looking for raunchy sex and all they got was my potty mouth. hehe
Anyway, Jo was right. Meat for Sex or Sex for Meat is a great name for a band. You sing lead. I'll play air guitar.
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