Confounding complications

Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I had a complication post-op. I developed bladder stones which led to a lot of pain, some infection and several episodes of fainting and wanting to barf. Plus, I had to make an extra trip to the doctor for a new medication to add to my collection--sulfa drugs. The yeasts should be preparing for their big Pelvic Picnic right about now.

Well I took the drugs, as prescribed, and promptly proceeded to be very, very ill.

"Oh, take with FOOD you say?"

A couple doses of Phenergan (anti-nausea) later, I was feeling much better. But it still hurt when I peed. Today, I pee without consequence, without abandon. I pee like the wind, like a maniac freed from the confines of a padded prison. Oh do I revel in the glory of pain-free urination.

Now the yogurt therapy begins. No yeasty-beasties attacking MY flippyflaps, thankewverymuch. Not after all the crap I've gone through this week.

*thrusts Stage Four trophy into the air*