Hilarity
I have to share this. I just got my "pre-operative orders" from my RE. Keep in mind this surgery is one week after my next gruelling body-wracking evil period takes place--you know, the one with all the clotting?
It says:
Do not take any medications that include aspirin or ibuprofen for two weeks prior to the surgery. Also discontinue all herbal remedies.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No aspirin! No medications!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! For TWO WEEKS PRIOR!! *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
They're killing me! (mocking voice) Oh, I guess I will go through my painful cramps without any medication. Doop-de-doop-de-doo! HAHAHAH! Good thing MUSCLE RELAXERS and HARD LIQUOR weren't on that list!
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes.*
It says:
Do not take any medications that include aspirin or ibuprofen for two weeks prior to the surgery. Also discontinue all herbal remedies.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No aspirin! No medications!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! For TWO WEEKS PRIOR!! *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
They're killing me! (mocking voice) Oh, I guess I will go through my painful cramps without any medication. Doop-de-doop-de-doo! HAHAHAH! Good thing MUSCLE RELAXERS and HARD LIQUOR weren't on that list!
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes.*
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Speaking of such things, did you hear about this yesterday: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/12/21/fda.naproxen/index.html
Yes I did and I think that is UTTER BULLSHIT. So we are running out of options here.
Running out of options, my eye!
Bring on the Vicodin! (Or, Santa's-reindeer-style) On Vicodin, on Darvocet, on Norco, on Percocet! Stop giving us scripts for crap that doesn't work, and pass us the good shit!
I love how they started prescribing Vioxx, Celebrex, Naproxen et all as safer alternatives to narcotic painkillers without ever bothering to study the longterm safety.
Did I forget to mention I am allergic to opiates?
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