Here's what I think...
I am at work. Everyone here is in a foul mood. So instead of giving them what they want (me, working) I am going to lay out a few of my philosophies on life (I will try to add more as the day progresses).
The glass is neither half-empty nor half-full--it is at 50% capacity.
I do not think "outside the box" because sometimes a box is called for--have you ever tried to wrap a cylinder?
Nothing very good or very bad lasts for very long. (borrowed from Mary, R.I.P.)
In life, "Black" and "White" exist only in theory--reality lies in the subtle variations of grey.
There is no such thing as "bad" free beer. You can always use it to steam shrimp or make beer-cheese soup.
The glass is neither half-empty nor half-full--it is at 50% capacity.
I do not think "outside the box" because sometimes a box is called for--have you ever tried to wrap a cylinder?
Nothing very good or very bad lasts for very long. (borrowed from Mary, R.I.P.)
In life, "Black" and "White" exist only in theory--reality lies in the subtle variations of grey.
There is no such thing as "bad" free beer. You can always use it to steam shrimp or make beer-cheese soup.
3 Comments:
haha. About the cylinder thing..is THAT why no one gets posters for christmas or birthdays?? It's all clear now. :)
Hmmm _now_ I understand ...
Evelin
Bad beer works well in Virginia Bloody Marys. Mix half beer with half Bloody Mary mix - I use Spicy Hot V-8 instead.
I can drink this stuff with a straw.
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