Ode to Muscle Relaxers
Oh pretty pink pill,
Whose name I cannot say,
How you've taken an ugly cramp
And made a lovely day.
The ouch, the moan and ache,
That make a period scary,
Miraculously disappeared
So I may vote for Kerry.
And now I do not fear
The three hour line ahead
Because of you, lovely pink pill
It's only Bush I dread.
Whose name I cannot say,
How you've taken an ugly cramp
And made a lovely day.
The ouch, the moan and ache,
That make a period scary,
Miraculously disappeared
So I may vote for Kerry.
And now I do not fear
The three hour line ahead
Because of you, lovely pink pill
It's only Bush I dread.
5 Comments:
Bwa ha ha ha... I love it! Poetry in the morning - that's impressive! Hope the lines are short! - Kym
Dear God, you are a latter-day Emily Dickinson!
I am laughing and laughing, and glad you got some relief. Now go vote your ass off!
Hahahaha!
Oh my! That was lovely. It really was,Ollie! You have the pain from hell too? *twich, moan, gasp*. I want me a little pink pill too!
I must memorize this absolutely wonderful, fucking BRILLIANT poetry you have written. Cause you know what? Amen, sistah! Right down to the last line. Cause I'm afraid who will have won when I wake up tomorrow morning.
I think I shall spend the wee hours memorizing your genius.
Feel better darlin. (Or stay numbed to the gills, whichever is better) Love, Cyn
Great poem!
GO KERRY!!!!!!!! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO KERRY!
Evelin, Carter, & Celeste (Celeste had her first voting experience today ... and we spent almost 2 hours in line ... it was made horrible horrible by the stinky stinky disgusting man behind us ...)
Evelin
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