A week to go...
The clock is ticking. I am halfway through the 2-week wait. The 2ww of a different kind--the kind that has you actually looking forward to seeing spotting. Who'dathunk that existed?
Day 3 of upcoming cycle will be the day. The day the nurse-like vampires draw more of my blood from my puny arm and ship it off to the mad scientist in Memphis. He will determine if my blood has resident assassins who stake out and kill my young, a la Terminator. Maybe it is a robot conspiracy. Maybe thirty years into the future, my child leads a resistance against the machines, so they sent back microscopic robots to destroy my children...
Ah, but I digress...
So I get my blood sucked out of my veins in a week. But I also get the hysteroexcavation. They go in with the cameras and the cutterage tools and they look for batboy or the yeti or whatever they expect to find in there. I just hope Dr. Frenchie isn't a wisecracker and starts yelling out "Echo" just to hear the reverberations. I'd be really mad if he did that. Smarty pants doctor.
What I expect them to find is a tangled mess and a note pinned to my lining that says "SOS". I expect to come out of my drug-induced glaze to hear them say, "Procedure was a success. Wait ___ month(s) and then try again. You will be successful. The robots have been neutralized," or something along those lines. That would be neato.
Did I mention I tend to ramble on about robots when I am really, really nervous and really terrified?
Day 3 of upcoming cycle will be the day. The day the nurse-like vampires draw more of my blood from my puny arm and ship it off to the mad scientist in Memphis. He will determine if my blood has resident assassins who stake out and kill my young, a la Terminator. Maybe it is a robot conspiracy. Maybe thirty years into the future, my child leads a resistance against the machines, so they sent back microscopic robots to destroy my children...
Ah, but I digress...
So I get my blood sucked out of my veins in a week. But I also get the hysteroexcavation. They go in with the cameras and the cutterage tools and they look for batboy or the yeti or whatever they expect to find in there. I just hope Dr. Frenchie isn't a wisecracker and starts yelling out "Echo" just to hear the reverberations. I'd be really mad if he did that. Smarty pants doctor.
What I expect them to find is a tangled mess and a note pinned to my lining that says "SOS". I expect to come out of my drug-induced glaze to hear them say, "Procedure was a success. Wait ___ month(s) and then try again. You will be successful. The robots have been neutralized," or something along those lines. That would be neato.
Did I mention I tend to ramble on about robots when I am really, really nervous and really terrified?
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So..if it will help, I will send MY spotting your way to get the ball rolling so to speak.
Not to freak you out...but every time I have woken up from surgery...I have gotten a big talk from the surgeon telling me all the little 'surprises' they found. I hope you have the same thing..but that all the surprises explain all of the problems you have had..and they are all fixticated for you!
Praying that they fix you up but good and a few months from now you will get pregnant and have the most perfect pregnancy there is and come home with a beautiful healthy baby. Good luck. I will keep all fingers and toes crossed until it's all said and done for you.
Ollie my love, my fingers, legs, toes (did you know that's awfully uncomfortable, the toes?) eyes and everything else I can manage to cross is crossed for you. Vampire bastards better be nice to my Ollie!
You could always say what I say right before the docs put me under for such procedures: "Fix the shit you find wrong BEFORE I wake up as long as I still have my reproductive organs, CAPICHE?" and then hope for the best.
Dang woman, you're in SC, aren't you? Shoot, my Mama was just back home visiting there in Clinton, SC and Laurens. Hmmmmm. Bad me. She coulda given you a hug for me. Dagummit.
Big hug for you honey... I can only hope we will end up knocked up together at some point sooner rather than later. Love you hon!
The best of luck to you. Here's hoping you stop talking about robots as well. : )
Are you from South Carolina? All of my family are in Charleston and the Columbia area. I so miss my beautiful home state although California is not half bad.
Good luck with everything.
Hmmm, I wonder where did this rumor that I am from SC got started... Actually, I went to school with Brad in SC, Rock Hill in fact, but we currently live in Atlanta. He is a SC native, though.
I hope the robot talk eases off too. It is tiring being paranoid that the robots are going to take over.
Do the 2WWs ever end?? It seems to be the story of all our lives (those of us dealing with IF anyway). I wanted to let you know that even though I don't usually post comments, I do read often, and you make me LOL ALL THE TIME! You are so witty and quite the wordsmith.
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Hey, Been reading your blog for quite a while, but I am a big lurker. Never post. I actually followed you from p&b mulitple miscarriage borad. I am having the same surgery next month. I will be really anxious to hear how this goes for you, the recovery etc. So please keep us posted and GOOD LUCK! I hope everything turns out great!
Tricia
Yay for speelunking Dr. Frenchie!! Here's to your beauty ute-ee and coast-is-clear in there forever after!!
((HUGS))
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