Recipe Time with your host, Ollie Drab
Hey ladies and gentlemen!!! You know what time it is? That's right!! It is RECIPE TIME!!
*applause*
Today is a special fertility concoction that is superduperifically guaranteed to turn that frown upside down and toast your belly with a precious baby fresh from the cabbage patch!
Humdinger Fertility Soup
2 medium-sized potatoes
1 small bag baby carrots
1/2 cup freshly squeezed pineapple juice
1 cup pineapple freshly smuggled from a small, opressed island country in the Caribbean
1 junior-sized bag fresh Baby Dust
1 medium Baby Dust Fairy
1 tbsp Paprika
1 tsp salt
Gently boil Baby Dust Fairy in large pot or Dutch oven until screaming stops. Reduce heat and simmer until meat is tender. Add bag of baby carrots. Cut potatoes into 1" square chunks, add to pot. Stir soup to saturate all potatoes. Simmer for 1 hour, until vegetables are soft. Add pineapple, pineapple juice and spices. Cover pot and cook on low heat for another 30 minutes.
Serves 2.
Wine recommendation: Serves well with a fruity Beaujolais or a Chardonnay for the white wine lovers.
*applause*
Today is a special fertility concoction that is superduperifically guaranteed to turn that frown upside down and toast your belly with a precious baby fresh from the cabbage patch!
Humdinger Fertility Soup
2 medium-sized potatoes
1 small bag baby carrots
1/2 cup freshly squeezed pineapple juice
1 cup pineapple freshly smuggled from a small, opressed island country in the Caribbean
1 junior-sized bag fresh Baby Dust
1 medium Baby Dust Fairy
1 tbsp Paprika
1 tsp salt
Gently boil Baby Dust Fairy in large pot or Dutch oven until screaming stops. Reduce heat and simmer until meat is tender. Add bag of baby carrots. Cut potatoes into 1" square chunks, add to pot. Stir soup to saturate all potatoes. Simmer for 1 hour, until vegetables are soft. Add pineapple, pineapple juice and spices. Cover pot and cook on low heat for another 30 minutes.
Serves 2.
Wine recommendation: Serves well with a fruity Beaujolais or a Chardonnay for the white wine lovers.
6 Comments:
Sounds like a great recipe!!! Good luck... hope ya eat it in gallons and end up pregnant out to --------------------------------------------->
According to my evil SIL, you left out the most magical, most humdingery ingredient: soy! Although I'm afraid that might neutralize the pineapple.
For some reason it posted my post as anonymous .. which I hate... sorry about that .. the first post was from me Stephanie :)
Serves two? Does that mean you eat it twice and it gives you twice the 'luck'? Or do you have to eat it with the hubby??
I've had this receipe and I got prgnant with triplets! All healthy! They can can speak 5 languages and they are only 5 months old! This receipe works!
Marla
the middle way
Is it OK to subsitute the medium fairy with a slightly larger fairy for a more tart taste?
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