Pay no attention to the girl in the corner..
It's just me, rocking back and forth in the darkest corner of the room. If you casually saunter near me, you might hear the soft whimpering of a girl whose world ceases to make sense. Blue is green and dogs are cats. The sky is down and the ground is up. Birds swim and fish fly.
Because I just learned that Jesse James of Monster Garage is dating ---and possibly engaged to--- Sandra Bullock.
I am so confused. *sob*
In OTHER NEWS....
My hysteroexcavation exploration mission is scheduled for next Friday at 1pm EST. It will be performed under local anesthesia, which scares the ebbahluvin'bejeezum out of me. I had this LOOOOCAL anesthesia once, when I had my 2nd endo biopsy, and they claim will "kill the pain".. Ya know what? The sonaavamuthah HURT. It hurt to administer it, it hurt after it was administered... it HURT. No help, thank you anyhow. Maybe I will just get steaming drunk first.
IF they find anything, then I have the Cute Ute surgery.
Am I angry? Yes. Why you ask?
Because I want this OVER WITH NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!
...and did I mention it would hurt?
Because I just learned that Jesse James of Monster Garage is dating ---and possibly engaged to--- Sandra Bullock.
I am so confused. *sob*
In OTHER NEWS....
My hysteroexcavation exploration mission is scheduled for next Friday at 1pm EST. It will be performed under local anesthesia, which scares the ebbahluvin'bejeezum out of me. I had this LOOOOCAL anesthesia once, when I had my 2nd endo biopsy, and they claim will "kill the pain".. Ya know what? The sonaavamuthah HURT. It hurt to administer it, it hurt after it was administered... it HURT. No help, thank you anyhow. Maybe I will just get steaming drunk first.
IF they find anything, then I have the Cute Ute surgery.
Am I angry? Yes. Why you ask?
Because I want this OVER WITH NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!
...and did I mention it would hurt?
6 Comments:
Did they explain they are only doing 'local'?? I have always had the choice with the surgeries I had done. That just seems kind of evil.
Best of luck, girlie!!!
Fortunately it won't be the ACTUAL surgery yet. THAT WILL NOT BE LOCAL. I will refuse if it is. This one is just to in, look around, find things to be fixed and then schedule the fixing part. I just hope they don't make me wait another friggin' month for THAT.
I would HOPE they could do them the same day...just get it all fucking overwith in one shot. Wouldn't that make sense??
Oh, you didn't know about the whole Sandra Buttocks thing? It's been going on for a while now. She kind of creeps me out, but I know a lot of guys who find her attractive. Maybe she looks "approachable" or something. Maybe it's the bulldog jaw? I don't know.
I so do not see them together. So different...I don't think I've seen one picture of them together...but their children...ughh...
As for the exploration - ask them to put you under. I can't believe that they would say no. At least give you some good drugs before hand that will make you loopy. And then tell us how it felt. :)
Ask them to give you the stuff that makes you forget everything...that way if it does hurt you won't care. They gave it to Devin yesterday and he said it worked great. Of course, I'm not helpful enough to know what the drug was actually called...
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