Cycle of Confusion

This month is bizarro. I gave up BCPs because they turned me into Robobitch, so we have been using all the tricks of the trade to PREVENT pregnancy until I can be hysteroexcavated.

I've had cramps off and on since my last cycle left. I am on cd 16 and although my temps haven't gone up at all, the girls are KILLING me. They are like two angry swarms of bees on my chest. I doubt I am in luteal phase, and even if I am, what's going on with the previously clockwork temps? Also, I still have ovulation pain in my right side, not bad, just dull and constant. IS IT ovulation pain? Perhaps something more sinister?

Urrgh...

I hate female body parts. When do I get my robot body? Really. I wanna know.