On the Eve...
The frightening drama of Effie this week has served one important purpose. I went the entire week without obsessing over tomorrow's big date.
Tomorrow a new character enters this soap opera.
Ollie: Brad, darling. I must tell you something. Something very important.
Brad: Yes, Ollie. You know you can tell me anything.
Ollie: It's just... it's just...
[door opens]
Dr. Frenchie: It ees I, Dr. Frenchie, 3rd Opinion RE. I haff come to re-evaluate your wife's u-ter-us.
*ominous music*
Yes, tomorrow is the first meeting, the consultation, with Dr. Frenchie. I call him Dr. Frenchie because he is oh, so farry Frainch, zhou tsee. Oui, oui. He eefon has a cute leetel accent marque ofer hees last name.
Nervous? Now I am.
Why? Because one more doctor checking out the goods and telling me they've expired.
What if... yeah, WHAT if?
This will be the guy who does the surgery, assuming he believes it to be as important as I do. THE SURGERY. The hideous one I stupidly watched on the medical website I subscribe to. Yeah, that surgery. The one I deep down WANT although I fear it. The fear will prove what a horrible mess my womb is. The surgery that may not turn me into Ripa 3000 Babymachine as I've hoped for months now.
All I can do now is wait another 13 hours.. and try to not think about it.
Tomorrow a new character enters this soap opera.
Ollie: Brad, darling. I must tell you something. Something very important.
Brad: Yes, Ollie. You know you can tell me anything.
Ollie: It's just... it's just...
[door opens]
Dr. Frenchie: It ees I, Dr. Frenchie, 3rd Opinion RE. I haff come to re-evaluate your wife's u-ter-us.
*ominous music*
Yes, tomorrow is the first meeting, the consultation, with Dr. Frenchie. I call him Dr. Frenchie because he is oh, so farry Frainch, zhou tsee. Oui, oui. He eefon has a cute leetel accent marque ofer hees last name.
Nervous? Now I am.
Why? Because one more doctor checking out the goods and telling me they've expired.
What if... yeah, WHAT if?
This will be the guy who does the surgery, assuming he believes it to be as important as I do. THE SURGERY. The hideous one I stupidly watched on the medical website I subscribe to. Yeah, that surgery. The one I deep down WANT although I fear it. The fear will prove what a horrible mess my womb is. The surgery that may not turn me into Ripa 3000 Babymachine as I've hoped for months now.
All I can do now is wait another 13 hours.. and try to not think about it.
6 Comments:
I don't care if he's Scandinavian with a Siberian Husky muzzle, he better treat you right, and perform that surgery like it was to save his own life, gosh darnit.
Okay, phew, that was for Dr. Frenchie.
Now, for you Meliss, may you sleep soundly and waltz in there and have the most successful RE appointment yet.
What time is your appt????
I think I asked you this before, but is this just a hyst. or a lap./hyst?
Best of luck tomorrow!!!!
The appt is at 11am. It is just a consultation, so I don't know which way he will decide to go. Could be lap, could be hysteroscopy, could be he decides to do a jig. Who knows. I will keep you all posted.
*pace, pace*
Well, you are done with your appt I would hope by now. I hope it all went well, and I can't wait to read an update!
Fingers crossed!!!
Waiting on a bed of nails, here ... what was the outcome?
Evelin
Ripa 3000 babymachine!!!! You're funny!!!! I was so glad to read in the next post how wonderful it really was!!!
Sue Ann
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